Client: “Can you draft me up a banner for our downtown location?”
Me: “Sure. What did you have in mind?”
Client: “It’s very simple. The Banner will read ‘#Occupy Pizza!’”
Me: “Uh, do you really want to use that as a marketing ploy? I think it has different connotations than you might think—”
Client: “And a picture of a pizza with a tiny slice shaded that says ‘We’re the 99%, so why not enjoy $1 off’, or something like that.”
Me: “Oh boy.”
*head-desk* *head-desk* *head-desk*
